I'm killing Jonah Hershlag-Arjmand.

Why?

He gave my son a mohawk. Now if I shave it he'll look like a skin head. Great.

I just realized it's May. James will be two in August. I...do not want this, okay? Why do they have to grow up? I don't want my little boy to grow up. He's not supposed to grow up yet! It's not supposed to happen so fast, either! The only good thing is that I'm still really hilarious in eyes eyes...most of the time. Sometimes I think he just ( Read more... )

You Are 50% Kinky


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If I ever marry I want to elope, but... Oh, don't judge me; I've been watching far too many romantic movies for any sane person.

You Are a Storybook Wedding


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This is worse than morning sickness.

So. I have a boyfriend. I wanted you...guys to find out before anyone else told you.

His name is David Ketter. He's from Los Angeles, like me, and he works part time in a coffee shop and is a stage actor/musician. He's polite, courteous, and thirty-two nothing if not a gentlemen. No, he does not know about what we can do, but I'm saving that ( Read more... )

Um. So, I met your boyfriend.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

SOMEONE GAVE ME FLOWERS.

SOMEONE. GAVE. ME. FLOWERS.